Makalupa (en. Earthling)

Translation into Tagalog

Well considering there are a lot of guys who look like girls and girls who look like guys, maybe everybody has just cross breed with a wierd alien race who’s genders are switched and this dude is the only real earthling left it could happen.

Rin isinasaalang-alang may maraming mga guys na hitsura ng mga batang babae at mga batang babae na hitsura tulad ng guys, siguro lahat ay cross lamang na lahi sa isang kakaiba alien lahi na kung sino ang kasarian ay lumipat at taong masyadong maselan sa pananamit na ito ay ang tanging real earthling kaliwa maaaring mangyari.

Synonyms

being
human
mortal
person